March 2010
49 posts
Interviewer: Johnny, what’s your favorite word?
Johnny: Why…
Interviewer: What's your least favorite word?
Johnny: No.
Interviewer: What turns you on?
Johnny: Breathing.
Interviewer: What turns you off?
Johnny: Not breathing.
Interviewer: What sound or noise do you love?
Johnny: My daughters voice.
Interviewer: What sound or noise do you hate?
Johnny: Vacuumcleaner.
Interviewer: What is your favorite curse word?
Johnny: Boy… This is a real opportunity here. I don’t wanna mess this up. I think the most expressive, would be shit. Yeah… Shit works a lot.
Interviewer: Just as good, maybe even better in French
Johnny: Yeah, and it says a lot. It says more in French than any word.
Interviewer: What profession other than yours would you like to attend?
Johnny: Writing I think. Writer.
Interviewer: What profession would you absolutely not like to try?
Johnny: President of United States.
Interviewer: Johnny, if heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the holy gate?
Johnny: Wauw.
“And though she be but little, she is fierce”
– William Shakespeare (via www.fucking-positive.tumblr.com) (via quote-book)
“All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love,...”
“Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broke but you can still see the...”
– Lady GaGa and Beyoncé, Telephone video. (via temporize) (via melancholydreams)
“When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in...”
– Peter Marshall (via quote-book)
There's a point in life when you get tired of...
bellesamson:
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“I BELIEVE that maturity comes with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.”
“There’s no race, no religion, no class system, no color - nothing - no sexual...”
– Sandra Bullock, Oscars acceptance speech for Best Actress in The Blind Side (via gelol) (via superbong) (via whataboutbryan) (via 500daysofkissingmypillow) (via quote-book)
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
Marilyn Monroe
